Violet ➡️ Cisco Ramon

Violet: she was mad at him because he didn’t offer me a coconut. Also she calls me duckie. She’s pretty. Speaking of which. Why is everyone in this city so pretty and knows you? Like. This guy was sadly staring at his soup and he was like super hot in a nerdy adorable kind of way and I was like cool lemme try getting all up on that. And then he’s like completely adorable and somehow manages to get my entire life story out of me and then he’s like. Hey! Cisco is my best friend. And I’m like, bullshit. And he’s like I’m not kidding. And I’m pretty sure that just made any chance I had of making out with him go down the toilet so thanks for cockblocking me without even knowing that we shared a father. #brotherskillswaytoohigh and then my broody dad who is also super hot AND HAS HUGE GIGANTIC MUSCLES is like, are you related to Francisco and I’m like how the fuck would you know that and why does everyone know who he is. And dad is like “he’s useful” whatever the hell that means. So I’m pretty convinced you’re in the mafia??
Cisco: If you keep referring to Oliver as ‘dad’ I’m going to keep getting confused. Best friend? Probably Barry. He’s awesome. And yeah, besties. did you just use a hashtag in a text message? Did oliver really call me franscisco? ew. He called me useful? Wow, what a guy. Not in the mafia, just a genius. Graduated early from both HS and college. booyah. take that, sistah.
Cisco: Wow. that was weird. I have a sister. well, half-sister. but a sister nonetheless.