notpurple-violet:

fransciscoramon:

OH MY GOD. VIOLET DELETE THIS NOW.

YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST MATCH.

HE’LL FLY YOU DOWN TO THE MEXICO COAST AND LET YOU SEE HIS ALPACA. 

OH MY GOD.

1) I’m straight.

2)I’M STRAIGHT

Violet, I’m not even a farmer. I’m a city dweller.