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Violet: I CONTROLLED MYSELF, SIR. I AM CERTAINLY GLAD THAT I DID NOT HAVE A PENIS BECAUSE THAT THING WOULD HAVE BEEN POKING HIM ALL OVER THE PLACE AND CUDDLING WOULD HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY AWKWARD. BUT NO WE DIDN’T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX. I mean… I’m pretty sure he’s a virgin… And like. I don’t really remember how that whole thing… went? Um. But. I get the sense that he’s the whole ‘wait for love’ type of dude. Which is both infuriating and adorably genuine and cute thing ever. Cus i’d hit that so hard, dude. I mean. It’s just the whole package. Not that I saw his package. He changed at superspeed. But. In the figurative sense he’s the whole package. He’s smart, he’s funny, he’s cute, he’s pretty, he’s a good kisser, he’s a superhero, I can make him run errands for me and it would get done in half the time. That sort of thing. I swear though. 10/10 would bang. But I think I’ll try the be a prude because it’s genuine and romantic and cute thing, y’know? Oliver gave me THE TALK and said that meaningless sex is horrible compared to sex with love. Though. I got /needs/ y’know? How long does love take? Can I get an email when it’s done cooking?
Violet: Whoops just realized I was talking to my brother about having sexual intercourse with his best friend.
Violet: Oh well.
Violet: His lips are like soft and a little fluffy cus they’re just a little plump in some places so it’s like a pillow. Also he has excellent technique. No extraneous spittle. That’s important. Easily Top 5 of worst kissing technique. Hm. Whatelse. OH. he was super super warm. It was like kissing a space heater. ALSO sometimes like random body parts would get sort of blurry for like a second. But I think that was just me being blinded by cuteness. It’s a real thing.
Cisco: I wish I could erase what I just read from my memory. Next time I’m with someone, I’ll be sure to remember to text you every. single. detail. and all the thoughts that are going through my head as I type them.
Cisco: Speaking of being with someone, do you think I’ll find someone? Sorry. Super sappy.