Violet: Ugh you’re so annoyinggg. So. last night. I stay over at Barry’s. (Sidenote: Apparently he has an 18 year old kid named Wally as a hostage or something?) And he said he couldn’t sleep. And I was like ok let me just try getting you to relax. Sort of like when I slept over at your place and you woke up screaming and then you held onto me like a teddy bear? Anyway. he was like. I’m not sure if that’s a good idea. And i was like why? And he was like. because i don’t want to have feelings for you because i’m a complicated guy. and i was like alright. but he still said we could cuddle. So he gave me some sweatpants that were way too big but YES I GOT IN HIS PANTS!!!!! anyway. And we cuddled. And we talked. And he started falling asleep despite saying that he couldn’t fall asleep anymore. And he was saying things like that I was really pretty and stuff so I leaned up and kissed him and he kissed me back and we were cuddling and I was in his bed and I CONTROLLED MYSELF and I couldn’t stop blushing and he smells like the forrest and I got to stroke his muscles and it was, without exaggeration, the best night of my life.
Cisco: OOOOh. YOu literally got in his pants. Proud of you, man. YOU DIDN’T ACTUALLY HAVE SEX, DID YOU?!?! CAUSE THEN I MIGHT BURST INTO FLAMES.
Cisco: I’m glad you had a good night, sis.
Cisco: BUT SERIOUSLY FLAMES.