Violet immediately tackle hugged him, wrapping her legs around his waist and latching on like a koala. “I missed you. Did you sleep? Barry Slept. How is your head? Did you eat a lot? Have you kissed any women in the past few days? Are you excited to watch a movie? Have you destroyed anything accidentally? Did you poop? You should poop. It’s not healthy to not poop. ALSO how come I have a baby face? Can I blame your genes? Is that a thing? Roy thought I was 16 and I’m offended. Also Oliver is possibly in a kinky underground sex ring where they dress up in costumes and try to kill each other? No one will tell me about it so I’m pretty sure it has to be sex. Like. That’s the only possibility. Do you know Roy? He’s my brother too. He’s my big brother. Even though I’m older than him. Because he thought I was a teenager. So I just went with it. Isn’t that cool? It’s like out of nowhere I have a million family members! And like, I saw a meth head on the street and I didn’t even steal anything from him as I walked by! Like. That’s a hobby of mine. Are you happy today? I’m happy.” She continued to prattle on sunnily, still on top of Cisco and asking a million questions a second.
As Violet jumped onto him, he stumbled back, making sure to swing the door shut. “Oh, uh- hello to you too! It’s only been a day or so since I saw you,” he laughed, listening to all the babbling of his sister. “Um, let see. Yes, I slept. My head is fine for now, I eat like a normal person, no I haven’t kissed any women. I’m always excited to watch movies. Just a few glasses. Why do you want to know if I pooped? You have half of my genes, so blame your own. Who’s Roy?” Cisco managed to intercede between most of the questions. He stumbled around, trying not to let Violet touch the ground. He waddled to the couch and began to pry her limbs from his body. “You have to let go if you want me to get drinks and snacks. The movie’s been paused for 15 minutes now.”