“Maybe I can, maybe I can’t, but that’s not what’s bugging you”, she couldn’t hide that amused tone in her voice. “Yeah, no thank you on that front. Maybe because you’re not scary? Goofy get-up really robs from it. But the important thing is I’ve seen scary, I’ve been locked up with scary. And you’re no where near scary.”
“Fine, so what defines ‘scary’ to you, then, sweet thang?” He grinned, closing the gap between them. “It’s gotta be real bad if you’ve been locked up. I do love a bad girl.”