Call: Male friend that kisses me

Cisco: -ring-
Hartley: Salve, Cisquito.
Cisco: So there’s this thing tonight that I feel obligated to attend. This stupid gala that Oliver invited me to, and I feel bad not going and wasting my /paid/ portion of alcohol and food. -pause- and I hate monkey suits. God, why are they so uncomfortable. Do you have a suit at the ready? I /need/ you to be my plus one.