rpmemesandmusings:

3 am sentence starters

• “ why are you awake? “
  
• “ i can’t sleep. “
  
• “ go to bed already. “
  
• “ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “
  
• “ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “
  
• “ i’m. so. tired. “
  
• “ i had a nightmare. “
  
• “ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “
• “ when’s the last time you slept? “
  
• “ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “ 
  
• “ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “
  
• “ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “
  
• “ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “
  
• “ is something wrong? “
• “ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “
  
• “ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “
  
• “ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “
  
• “ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “
  
• “ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “ 
  
• “ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “
  
• “ i don’t care when you go to bed, but do you have to wake me up in the middle of the night with your loud music?! “