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Sharing a Bed Sentence Starters

• “If you tell me one more pun, I’m shoving you off of this bed.”
• “Quit hogging the blanket.”
• “You pushed me out of bed in your sleep.”
• “I woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine.”
• “You said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.”
• “You say the scariest stuff in your sleep.”
• “When I have a bad dream, just listening to you breathe calms me down.”
• “Your feet are freezing.”
• “The dog takes up more of the bed than I do.”
• “It’s lonely without you in the bed.”
• “I’m not kidding, you really do snore.”
• “Can I sleep with you tonight?”
• “Apparently you’re a sleepwalker.”
• “I don’t think we need anymore stuffed animals in the bed.”
• “Can you make the bed today?”
• “If you have a nightmare, I’m going to be right here for you.”
• “I miss sleeping with you.”
• “I love cuddling with you first thing in the morning.”
• “You’re so beautiful when you’re just waking up.”
• “Where are you going? It’s late.”
• “Please come back to bed.”