Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec) Starter Sentence Meme

rpstarterandaskmemes:

• That’s what you wanted right? Everyone in the same room, at the same time?
  
• Did you hear a word I said?! No you didn’t! Because I’m a ghost!
  
• I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.
  
• We can just sit back and take it easy.
  
• When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!
  
• I have been tense lately. Just thinking about the new Star Wars sequel.
  
• _____, we got you an autographed picture of your personal hero.
  
• I love you and I like you.
  
• They call me Devo, because I can whip ‘em good.
  
• Are you talking to my butt?
  
• Are you gonna murder me and bury me at this gas station?
  
• I was completely flustered, I came off like an idiot. I mean, at one point, for no reason, I just took off my shoes and held them in my hand.
  

• I think at some point you and I should probably make out with each other.

• I’m sorry, are you eating Turkey Chili off of a frisbee?

• I’m just gonna sleep on the floor.

• Look, who hasn’t had gay thoughts? Who?

• Pizza? Never heard of it!
• Bababooey.
• Hogwarts is fictional. You do know that, don’t you? It’s important to me that you know that.
• Gotham needs me.
• I’m far too stupid and lazy to write something that could be printed in a book.
• I am deeply, ridiculously in love with you.
• I feel great, I ran 5K this morning.
• It’s a white flag, and you may as well start waving it right now, 

  _____!

• I am really attracted to you right now.
• You just do your thing, baby Smurf.
• I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.
• Well, you suck at being polite, sir.