halloween sentence starters

splattermemes:

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

at a party

• “I love the decorations.”
• “There are so many sexy kitties in here.”
  
• “Am I the only one in costume?”
  
• “I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”
  
• “Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”
  
• “Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”
  

• “Did someone spike the punch?”

• “I hate costume parties…”
  

at a haunted house

• “This stuff’s for babies.”
  
• “AAAAAHHHHH!”
• “Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”
  
• “BOO!”
  
• “Wait, are you actually scared?”

• “FuCK NO–”

• “That makeup is so realistic.”
  
• “I paid $40 so I better die.”

alone

• “You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”
  
• “[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”
• “Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”
  
• “[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”
• “I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”
  
• “I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”
  
• “Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”
  
• “Do ghosts like Netflix?”
  

with kids

• “Don’t eat all your candy at once!”
  
• “Aw~ I love your costume.”
  
• “And who are you?”
  
• “Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”
  
• “Trick or treat!”
  
• “Let me check those before you eat them.”
  
• “UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”
  
• “I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”
  

with friends

• “We should egg his/her/their house.”
  
• “Help me with my costume!”
  
• “TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”
  
• “Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”
  
• “Should we be drinking this much?”
  
• “The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”
  
• “Let’s tell ghost stories.”
  
• “Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”

as a flirt

• “You look so hot in that.”
  
• “After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”
• “[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”
  
• “Your outfit is scary…take it off.”
  
• “I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”
• “If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”
  
• “You–uh–spooked…my heart.”
  
• “I’d let you haunt me all night long.”
  

misc.

• “Let’s carve a pumpkin!”
  
• “I’d be a witch in another life.”
  
• “I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”
• “Do you believe in ghosts?”
  
• “What costume are you wearing?”
  
• “Let’s pull a prank.”
  
• “I hate Halloween.”
  
• “Can you tell me why you have an actual skeleton in your closet?”