radiantresource:

Halloween themed starters !

• ❛ was that someone knocking? its not time for trick or treaters yet. ❜
  
• ❛ how can you watch movies like this? ❜
  
• ❛ stop predicting what’s going to happen next! you’re taking all the fun out of it. ❜
  
• ❛ you have to get real candy. we can’t be known as the house that handed out licorice. ❜
  
• ❛ if you scare me one more time, you’re going to end up getting hit. ❜
  
• ❛ you call that a costume? ❜
  
• ❛ it smells like a pumpkin threw up in here. ❜
  
• ❛ i brought a ouija board! ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t mess with spirits. ❜
  
• ❛ you’re just being paranoid. ❜
  
• ❛ can you go in first? i hate being the lead for haunted houses. ❜
  
• ❛ do you save all your black clothes just for fall? ❜
  
• ❛ i hate halloween. ❜
  
• ❛ halloween parties are only good for two things: dressing in lingerie and getting really, really drunk. ❜
  
• ❛ did you really eat all the candy? that was for the trick or treaters. ❜
  
• ❛ i feel like we’re being watched. ❜
  
• ❛ are you sure this place is abandoned? ❜
  
• ❛ we really shouldn’t be here. ❜
  
• ❛ why is everyone in horror movies stupid? ❜
  
• ❛ do not go in there, you’re going to get murdered! ❜
  
• ❛ i’m no expert, but usually there’s signs saying ‘do not enter’ for a good reason. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m not scared. ❜
  
• ❛ can’t we just sit on the couch, cuddle, watch scary movies, and eat halloween candy until we puke? ❜
  
• ❛ aren’t you a bit old to be trick or treating? ❜