{Alex Middleton | open starter}

Alex had been on a 2-day drinking binge, never letting his buzz wear out. As he became more and more inebriated, his mind kept wandering. He drunkenly decided to let his feet take him on a journey. Alex ended up on someone’s doorstep, knocking unevenly three times and smiling as someone opened the door. “Hello there,” Alex slurred. “Wanna be friends?”