Drinking starters

rpmemestbh:

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

• ❝How much have you had to drink?❞

• ❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞

   
  

• ❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

• ❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

• ❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

• ❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

• ❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

• ❝Let me drive you home.❞

• ❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

• ❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

• ❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

• ❝Is this real life?❞ 
  

• ❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

• ❝How do you show fish affection?❞

• ❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

• ❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

• ❝Drunk I am not.❞

• -glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

• ❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

• ❝I’m not even tired.❞

• ❝I should call my ex.❞

• ❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

• ❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

• -hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

• ❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

• ❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

• ❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

• ❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

• ❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞
  

• ❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

• ❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

• ❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

• ❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

• ❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

• ❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

• ❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

• ❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

• ❝You wanna get wasted?❞

• ❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

• ❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

• ❝I’m having a party for two.❞

• ❝You’re so hot.❞

• ❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

• ❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

• *kisses on forehead*
• *kisses on cheek*
• *kisses on lips*