Potential Panic Starters

justmorerpmemes:

• “First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”
• “Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”
• “Nope! Nope nope nope.”
• “This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”
• “Get me down! Please!”
• “In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”
• “Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”
• “How are you so calm?!”
• “No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”
• “Don’t. Panic.”
• “Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”
• “I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”
• “Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”
• “Help. Help, help help help.“
• “The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”
• “Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”
• “How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”
• “There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”
• “Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”
• “I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”
• “Help first, shame lecture later.”
• “There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”
• “Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”
• “OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”
• “Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”