rockinrpmemes:

memesandthings:

TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS !

Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
  • ( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
  • ( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
  • ( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

  • ( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
  • ( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
  • ( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
  • ( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
  • ( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
  • ( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
  • ( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

cwxmuses:

heart-on-her-sleeve:

Ray sighed, “I mean, self defense classes can never hurt, but I still don’t feel comfortable letting you throw yourself into inevitable danger.” He paused, locking eyes with Grace and he felt a feeling of guilt wash over him. “Sara, I know how you fight, and you’re good. Grace, if you want to learn, learn from Sara. She’s the best of the best.” Ray switched his gaze to Sara. “Just, let’s not learn killing yet, hmm?”

Sara shook her head. “I wouldn’t even dare.” She winked 

Grace chuckled softly. “No worries, big brother. I don’t even like to kill a spider.” 

Sara smiled “Let’s train after lunch? Then you have a light foundation in you.” 

Grace looked at her brother “I’m sure I will be good at this, in no time.” 

Ray pointed a playful finger at Sara. “You better not,” he smiled.

He came back after lunch to the two ladies training. He entered quietly and watched from the edge of the room.

cwxmuses:

heart-on-her-sleeve:

“I love you, too,” Stefan said, his face getting a touch more serious. “More than anything.” He paused and looked around them as the lights began to shut off at the field. “Looks like we’re being kicked out,” he said with a laugh, turning and leading her towards his red

Porsche. “Do you wanna stop by your place to get anything?”

“You know… I can kick Jeremy out and say he will be sleeping at Tyler’s place or something?” She looked at him  “Tomorrow, we can breakfast in bed, taking a bath together. How does it sound?” 

“What ever you would like, ‘lena. I’m cooking though. We both know how good your cooking is,” Stefan teased, starting the car and heading off in the direction of her house.

Ray sighed a happy sigh when he felt Amelia next to him again. It was as if life was complete again. “Hey Oliver? Thank you, again. Will you stay and make sure nobody comes to finish me off?” He asked with a very nervous laugh.

Ray moved his thumb back and forth on Amelia’s hand, feeling the warmth of her skin beneath his. “I just can’t believe it. We’re going to be parents.”

🎃 “I’m sorry, babe. Scaring you seemed like a funny idea at the time. Let me make it up to you?” && 🎃 “It was really sweet of you to give all of your candy to my nephew. It makes me want to give you something sweet too.”(Ray to Amelia)

shurikenxqueen-deactivated20191:

Amelia smiled. “Of course. He obviously likes it more then me.” Raising a brow, she smirked “Any chance of letting me choose how to let you make it up?”

“Yeah?” Ray teased, releasing her arm and kissing her neck once more. “How did I get the jump on you, Miss ‘5 years of league training?” He teased, a chuckle escaping his lips.

🎃 “How hard can you bite with those plastic fangs in your mouth?” (Stefan to Elena)

shurikenxqueen-deactivated20191:

She chuckled “Probably not as hard like the real ones. Why?” Elena licked her fake plastic fangs.

Stefan unintentionally let out a moan as she bit his bottom lip. “Nope,” he responded, kissing her hard as he walked slowly backwards and onto the couch in the den. “Keep going,” he pleaded, peppering kisses along her jawline.

cwxmuses:

heart-on-her-sleeve:

“Comedy sounds good, and I wouldn’t be opposed to a Rom Com,” He confessed as they approached his front door. Barry opened the door to his apartment and sped around, tidying everything. He was back next to her in a flash and flipped the light switch on. “Sorry about the mess, I haven’t had anyone over much since I moved in.”

“We’ll pick when we sit down, then.” She smiled. It was way easier than thinking beforehand what was a good choice for them to see. “Are you in a romantic mode then?” She softly asked with a slight teasing sound into her voice. 

When he mentioned the mess, she shook her head “It’s okay. My parents were way worse.” 

Barry flashed around, grabbing sweets, popcorn, and drinks from the fridge before setting them all down on the coffee table. “I dunno, I think I’m just cool with anything that’s not action or superhero related, honestly.”

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