“There are two types of beings in the universe: those who dance, and those who do not.”

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 sentence starters accepting

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I can dance i just don’t like this song.

“Just because you don’t like a song doesn’t mean you can move and groove to it.”

“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

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-Thanks. But for future reference only i can talk about my

breasts

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“Damn, did I say that out loud? I’m sorry. Sometimes my mouth works without consulting my brain,” Cisco laughed nervously. 

Despite the fact that Lisa was all snuggled up she still couldn’t help but toss and turn side to side. She must have changed positions about ten times before giving a heavy sigh and sitting up. “Okay I love the idea I’m going to be a mom…well love it and still terrified. But still I go from not sleeping because of nightmares to being too fat to get comfortable. No wonder pregnant women are cranky half the time.”

Cisco rolled over, half asleep. “You’re gonna be a great, mom, Lis. I have no doubt,” he rubbed his eyes, sitting up and looking over at his wife. “Want me to grab you the extra pillows? Maybe that will help.”

modern family sentence meme.

amademonster:

  • ‘"this crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.“
  • “aaaaaaah! i can’t even believe i’m talking to you right now!”
  • “you can’t just roll over on someone because it makes you uncomfortable!”
  • “you’re sweating like a heroin addict.”
  • “i want a white christmas. you know, like white people have.”
  • “i can’t wait to make a snow-person!”
  • “my options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash.”
  • “okay, woah, this is exactly how it started out when i found out my father wasn’t really in space.”
  • “where’s the little leprechaun?”
  • “all i wanted was to bribe my way into that school by making cubbies that stuff didn’t fall out of.”
  • “we’re like magnets, that sometimes take a break to date other magnets.”
  • “no, you’re not getting your hair straightened.”
  • “it would kill me if i thought that what i felt would hold you back from getting something that you wanted.”
  • “i wanna kiss you, but i have surgery breath.”
  • “oh my god, that burger was so good, i feel like i just cheated on you.”
  • “yeah, i heard the moaning.”
  • “i couldn’t be more relaxed if i was in a coma.”
  • “what are you constantly looking at on your computer?”
  • “you’ve never stolen anything before?”
  • “point is — a guy like me gets that lucky, he quits while he’s ahead.”
  • “you’re right, i’m sorry, your outfits perfect… if you’re applying to lumberjack school and majoring in having cats eat you when you die.”
  • “by the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.”
  • “what have i said about sneaking up on me? i could’ve been shaving, this could’ve been a sweeney todd moment!”
  • “it’s gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started out with a whipped cream smile on my waffle.”
  • “if it were easy, everyone would be hot.”
  • “there is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle. ”
  • “you do this every time. you go as a princess, i have to go as some freak. you’re a beauty, i’m the beast. you’re the beyonce, i’m… that guy.”
  • “i wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.”
  • “it’s a body spray called sex grenade, one of the divorced dad’s in the hotel recommended it.”
  • “with great hotness comes great responsibility.”
  • “we’re a family of fire starters, poison eaters and online prostitutes.”
  • “i didn’t mean for her to get hurt.”
  • “don’t cry, you’ll streak your bronzer.”
  • “i think i just broke a nail on a turtle.”
  • “you guys exhaust me.”
  • “you’re breaking my heart.”
  • “oh calm down, this can’t be the first time you’ve woken up with other men in your bedroom.”
  • “i don’t eat anything unless i know what’s in it.”
  • “this dipstick loves you too.”

Younger Years || L & C

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Lisa shrugs and smiles a little. “I try not to pay attention to them. I know someone a lot meaner than all of them combined so they don’t seem as bad that way.” Her smile grew when he mentioned experiments. “You must be very smart. What kind of experiments do you do?” Lisa frowns a bit and shakes her head. “Parents are the worst. I wish there was a way to not have any. Why would they make you give that up? That doesn’t make much sense to me.” She remarks as she does slight side to side twists on her swing. 

She recognized the look on his face, the look of shaking away a feeling. At first she felt her heart race a little but as it settled she reminded herself that she wasn’t the one who was pushing the feelings away. With a quick glance to make sure no one was nearby she says. “No one is around except me. You can cry if you need to. I try to hide my feelings too…they make dad angry.” A smile starts to return to her face as they approached the subject of future careers. Lisa rotates the swing in a circle winding up for a spin saying. “Well my mom was a nurse and I always liked it when she’d teach me things about the hospital. So for a while now I’ve wanted to be a heart surgeon.” With that Lisa picks her feet off of the ground and allows herself to spin in her swing. Upon reaching a stop she shrugs and tries her best to hide her sadness from him. “It won’t ever happen, but a girl can hope right? 

“Keep hoping,” Cisco encouraged. “For if you lose hope in the future, there’s nothing to look forward to. Though the future is impossible to see, you need not let what is happening now determine what will happen in the near or far future.” He stopped moving on the swing and started spinning himself slowly, much like his new friend had.  “I think you would be an awesome surgeon.”

“You know, I don’t really know why they made me give things up. Using my hands helps me stay focused. I need to fidget and move and be creative in order to function. They said it was weird and my excuse to not be social or make friends. They don’t know me, though. They only care about my big brother, Dante. I’m just in his shadow.” At the end of his ramble, he lifted his feet off the ground and let himself spin, the wind rushing through his hair and making him laugh.

” !!! “

golden-fidelity:

lovestoostrong:

Send ‘!!!’ for my muse’s reaction to yours kissing them in the middle of a battle (fight).


“I can never do anything right, can I?” Cisco said through gritted teeth as he cradled his crying son in his arms. “Shh, Shh. It’s okay Dante, Daddy’s gotchu,” he cooed. “I’m sorry I’m not here all the time. Daddy’s out saving lives when he’s not here.” At this point, he was talking to both his wife and their infant son. “I know it’s scary when I don’t call, when you and Mommy don’t know what’s going on, and I’m so-”  Cisco’s apology was cut short when his lips were met with Lisa’s.

Lisa lifts up his shirt to get a look at his side. “It is just a graze but you still need it cleaned up at least.” Lisa grabs a warm wet cloth and holds it to the small wound. She listened to Cisco trying her best to understand and although she did understand the situation she knew there was still that chance. The chance that she could have lost him, the chance that Dante could have lost his father. Lisa doesn’t respond until after he wraps his arms around her and kisses her. Her hands placed on his arms. “Cisco, when you first walked in the door tonight you asked if there was anything you could do right. Before I say anything else, I need you to know that yes you can. You are an amazing father and you know I’m not being biased I actually have experience to back that up. And you are a great husband. I do and always will love you.” 

Lisa gives a heavy sigh before backing out of his embrace. “But Cisco you don’t know how worried I was or how useless I felt. I don’t regret or would trade even one second that I’ve had with D.L. but I should have been out there fighting by your side. Granted that is technically my fault since I’m such an over protective nut of a mother I can’t bring myself to trust anyone else to watch him besides us. And Mick but hes never around. D.L is going to be going into Preschool in two weeks and while it will be hard for me to not wait outside all day… I was fully prepared to get back in the game with you. But that isn’t likely to happen any time soon” With a shake of her head saying. “I know how fast all that tends to happen, I get it I do but takes two seconds to type Stakeout in a text. D.L and I cannot lose you Cisco, I can’t lose you specially not now.” ((hint hint xD))

Cisco tensed and sucked air through his teeth when Lisa placed the cloth to his side.  “I know. I can’t even begin to imagine what Dante would think or how he would react to his Dad being here one day and gone the next. I’m sorry, Lis. I should have sent something out, even if I had someone else send you something.” He paused, cocking his head to the side. “Wait, are you saying what I think you’re saying?” His face brightened up, and a hand went to Lisa’s stomach. 

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Barry shook his head. “No, Cisco. This isn’t you, man. The real you would never hurt anyone like this, just because you have your powers-” He dodged the blast Cisco sent his way just in time and blinked. “- or me. or so I thought.” He took a deep breath as he stood before him. “Don’t make me stop you, Cisco. Please. You’re my best friend!”

“Of course this is me!” Cisco said with a menacing laugh. “This is the person that  time has created. Hmmm – Let’s see. Things started when the particle accelerator exploding, then Thawne killed me, and you changed the timeline. Shocker,” he drawled. “Then my powers manifested and everything went to hell. You changed the timeline yet again, this time taking the life of my brother!” Cisco yelled at his friend, his vision clouded with anger and resentment.

Send a symbol for a Soulmate AU or send ‘Soulmate’ for a randomly generated one.

rpmememaker:

♔ : Everyone’s world is black and white until you meet your soulmate, who brings color with them
♕: The first words your soulmate will say to you are tattoo’d on your body
♖: Soulmates can feel each other’s emotions
♗: Everyone has a timer on their wrist that counts down to the moment of meeting your soulmate 
♘: Soulmates have matching birthmarks
♙: Everyone has their soulmates names tattoo’d on their wrist
♚: Soulmates have birthmarks that signify where their soulmate will first touch them
♛: Reincarnated Soulmates who remember their past lives the first time they touch

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