normallyxstrange:

“This place has to be normally strange – otherwise, none of us would fit in.”

  • private & selective
  • para, multi-para, literate
  • urban fantasy, paranormal, supernatural
  • multi-verse & multi-ship
  • triggering & adult content present (18+)

(image credit @skymma)

Source: normallyxstrange

// PSA.

rp-ask-memes:

  • I do not intentionally mean to drop threads
    randomly.
  • I do not intentionally mean to forget
    to reply.
  • I do not intentionally take forever to reply.
  • I do not intentionally favor other
    writers.

I will always LOVE writing
with all of you!! just because I do the above things =/= me having lesser interest in our interactions. this has been a PSA.

Drinking starters

rpmemestbh:

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

  • ❝How much have you had to drink?❞

  • ❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞

     

  • ❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

  • ❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

  • ❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

  • ❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

  • ❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

  • ❝Let me drive you home.❞

  • ❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

  • ❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

  • ❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

  • ❝Is this real life?❞ 

  • ❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

  • ❝How do you show fish affection?❞

  • ❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

  • ❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

  • ❝Drunk I am not.❞

  • -glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

  • ❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

  • ❝I’m not even tired.❞

  • ❝I should call my ex.❞

  • ❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

  • ❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

  • -hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

  • ❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

  • ❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

  • ❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

  • ❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

  • ❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

  • ❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

  • ❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

  • ❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

  • ❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

  • ❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

  • ❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

  • ❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

  • ❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

  • ❝You wanna get wasted?❞

  • ❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

  • ❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

  • ❝I’m having a party for two.❞

  • ❝You’re so hot.❞

  • ❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

  • ❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

  • *kisses on forehead*
  • *kisses on cheek*
  • *kisses on lips*

brbmakingmemes:

muse a and muse b are taking the same class together at school. the class’s new assignment is for students to pair up together and take care of a fake baby for a week. muse a and muse b are paired up together and have to share in the responsibility of taking care of a fake baby. the baby is battery operated and is on a timer when it cries periodically and it’s up to the “parents” to take care of them and make sure the baby comes back in one piece at the end of the week. muse a and muse b walk around the school with a fake baby in tow and share in one of them taking it home for the night and the other the next.

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