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Rping with ADHD

• You either hyperfocus on a thread or ignore it. There is no in between
• “…What was I typing again?”
• Five tabs of drafts open. Half a sentence in each.
• “I don’t need to draft that. I’ll remember it.” (Spoiler alert, you won’t. )
• “Oh look an ask/im! Let’s just open that and leave and get distracted and forget to ever answer it”
• “…No seriously, what was I typing again?”
• Aggressively spamming partner in excitement in caps and scaring them away
• *writes a word* Time for youtube.
• Begs for starter. Never answers it.
• “Like this post for a starter!!” Never writes starters.
• It’s suddenly 5:am because you spent all night hyperfixating on one thread
• “It’s not that I don’t like our thread, it’s just not my hyperfixation so I can’t focus on it.”
• *can’t sleep because you can’t stop thinking of said hyperfixated thread*
• *writing lines for said thread in your head when you should be sleeping*
• *sweats nervously while staring at 467546 unanswered ims/asks*
• *melt down because you can’t just answer drafts like a functional rper*
• “Hey let’s rp! …I don’t know what but let’s rp!”
• “Friend: So did you make the starter yet?” “…What starter?”
• “What’s a queue?”
• “I was about to tell you an idea but I spaced out”
• “Can’t write, gotta wander the house”
• *chewing things while writing*
• “….WHAT THE FUCK WAS I TYPING??”

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