//actually crying this is so funny

I know. You’re hitech city boy wants sexy farmgirl. But alpacaboy has a real appealing offer. I mean. It’d be a free vacation. And alpacas are fucking adorable. it’s a little sus that he’s 7′11″ and wants a man 4′0″ to 4′9″ but. I mean. Hey. He’s only a year younger than youuuuuu. You’re soContinue reading