Violet ➡️ Cisco Ramon

Violet: You sound like my fake father Oliver. Violet: Because according to my extremely illegal research I’m a bastard child that resulted from your father’s wandering penis 23 years ago. Cisco: Fake father Oliver? I’m confused. Wandering Penis? Um. I don’t exactly know how to interpret this. I have a concussion, so thinking straight reallyContinue reading “Violet ➡️ Cisco Ramon”

Violet ➡️ Cisco Ramon

Violet: Um. The government? It’s not that hard to find that stuff. Violet: Question: Would you say that your father is the cheating type? Cisco: Um. You shouldn’t hack the government? That’s illegal, I think. Cisco: Not particularly. I mean, my parents had some rough patches, but not too many more than the average couple.Continue reading “Violet ➡️ Cisco Ramon”

Unknown Number ➡️ Cisco Ramon

Violet: Um. I sort of always had it. And your dental record. Congratulations on the whole not having cavities, btw. Cisco: Okay, maybe I’m getting a little wierded out now. How do you have this information. More Importantly, why? Cisco: I’m really proud of that. No cavities in 26 years of life with a MAJORContinue reading “Unknown Number ➡️ Cisco Ramon”

Unknown Number ➡️ Cisco Ramon

Violet: Okay fine it’s the girl that was like homeless and weird and freaked out at the end of our meeting and probably creeped you out. Cisco: How did you get this number? Violet, was it? Nah, you didn’t creep me out. Creeped out for me is like, a giant swarm of bees. Or evenContinue reading “Unknown Number ➡️ Cisco Ramon”

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