“Okay but the idea still stands. He’s probably going to be gutted by that psychopath with his dick cut off and put in a jar. And when I got pissed off he made his stupid boyfriend call my stupid boyfriend and tell on me or something. And Griffin kept complaining about me replacing him and now he replaced me with some low budget super villain. It’s just not fair.”
“Who says this Hartley guy is a psychopath?” Cisco asked, scratching his temple. “Also, you are literally dating a superhero. I personally think you got the better end of the deal. Wait, supervillian? I doubt this guy is a supervillian. I think you’re exaggerating a litle bit.”