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MY FRIENDS DRAGGED COAXED ME INTO GOING TO THIS HAUNTED HOUSE DESPITE MY CRIPPLING MINOR FEAR OF ALL THINGS HORROR. I TRIED TO RUSH THROUGH IT AS NONCHALANTLY AS POSSIBLE TO AVOID BEING CALLED A CHICKEN, BUT WHEN I FELT A CREEPY HAND ON MY SHOULDER, NATURALLY I TURNED AND PUNCHED BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS. NOW I’M WAITING AT URGENT CARE WITH YOU BECAUSE I MIGHT HAVE BROKEN YOUR NOSE. ON THE PLUS SIDE, YOUR COSTUME IS DOPE?