‘ i’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet. ’ (Ripper!Stefan to Lila)
The hybrid’s eyes looked Stefan up and down as if she’d never seen him before, a not-so-faint expression of disdain on her face. “Yeah, probably because you’re salty and nobody has the energy to deal with high blood pressure. Why are you even talking to me? I can’t eat you, I’d kill you.” And like hell she’d call her sire to come heal the green eyed asshole standing in front of her.
“Damn,” Stefan scoffed, “Somebody’s got some issues. Is that with me, or maybe a former boyfriend? Lover? Father? Got some daddy issues, blondie?” He didn’t care if she was a hybrid, he simply enjoyed egging her on. He knew Klaus would bail out his favorite Ripper if it came down to it. He clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth a few times. “Tsk, Tsk. You know Klaus would come, right? I’m his best friend. Deranged or not, he wouldn’t let me die.”
