rpstarterss: “Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!” “We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?” “Pants are just an illusion.” “Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.” “Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..” “Hey, the cat crashedContinue reading “A Little Too Drunk Starters:”