Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

toomuchtelly: You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.  Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.  People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Laugh and the world laughsContinue reading “Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition”

Cute Starters

“I’m glad your home.” “How was work?” “Did you have fun tonight?” “Get back in bed.” “Hey, I have a cold sore! Don’t kiss me!” “My favorite character died…” “What’s your favorite flower?” “I’m baking a cake for us!” “Happy Anniversary, ___” “Aren’t you going to give me a kiss?” “Will you cuddle with me?”Continue reading “Cute Starters”

Random starters: Fainting/unconscious edition

“Wake up… please wake up…” “Hey, are you okay? You seem a bit faint…” “N-no no! Stay with me now!” “Keep breathing, you’ll be fine.” “Oh! You’re awake! You’ve been out for so long-!” “I found you unconscious back there. What happened?” “Hey, are you alright over there?!” “We found you in a horrid state..Continue reading “Random starters: Fainting/unconscious edition”

A Little Too Drunk Starters:

rpstarterss: “Oh, HELL no! Not in MY bed!” “We watched some horror movie.. I think it’s called, ‘the Teletubbies..’?” “Pants are just an illusion.” “Shut the fuck up a pikachu onesie does so suit me.” “Hey, man, I hate to tell you this, but I think your dog’s cheating on you..” “Hey, the cat crashedContinue reading “A Little Too Drunk Starters:”

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